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My Perfect Husband

Saturday, 20 September, 2008

I have to constantly remind myself that my husband is already perfect. He doesn't need fixing by me. Just because he does not want sex as much as I do, or as dirty as I do, there is nothing worng with him.

What I do wonder then, is there something wrong with our relationship. Has it always been the wrong relationship. I remember it and him being more passionate, but truthfully I have to remember that even in our early days of lust he was always more reserved than me.

Because my mum was divorced, I grew up seeing the benefits of single life. There are no compromises to make, you watch what you want on the TV, eat what you want and sleep when you want. In these enlightened times of casual internet sex, I expect it would be easy to get laid when you want too. I used to dream of this hedonistic existenence, with no one to answer to, and just a good time to be had. When we did live apart it was nice to watch what I wanted, it was even better to eat what and when I wanted, but it was lonely. Bone chillingly lonely. No-one to comment on the day or the news with and missed him dreadfully.

I have to remind myself of this frequently when I see a nice single place up for rent, and I dream of my idylic single girl life style.

Categories: Relationship

Blackberries and blowjobs

Saturday, 20 September, 2008

I didn't read any of the replies from Craiglist. Way too tempting, but, being the good girl I am I wouldn't have acted on any of them anyway.

We've had sex. It was the middle of the night, but penetrative sex it certainly was, and, he wasn't his usual selfish lover either. There was no kissing, or love talk, but for us it was successful and very pleasant sex.

I had to be away overnight for a trip. and when I got back yesterday hoped he'd be horny and up for some, but there was none of it. Any sex we have is usually weekend mornings, but he got up before me this morning. We went out for a lovely walk this afternoon and held hands walking along the beach and reminisced about past holidays. After that we were picking some blackberries in a secluded spot, and I idly wondered how he would react if I was to take off my top and squash some berries on my breasts, but the thought of the revulsion on his face kept me in check.

Categories: Relationship, Sex

OMG Craiglist

Sunday, 14 September, 2008

I've done it now. I've taken that first step into the unknown. I've put a personal advert on Craiglist. I feel as though I'm copping out and I should try a little more. If I put more effort in it will work. I know it will, I've read every relationship website I can find and quite a few of the books they peddle. They all say that putting the hours in brings it's rewards.

I know that if I change he has to change as well. And for a while I thought it was going to work. We have been living back together now for about a year. To start off it was very rocky, there was no trust, but gradually it got better and then it was great. I remember commenting to a friend that if someone told me my relationship could be so good a few months before I would not have believed them. I know it was good because we were having sex. It was still only in bed, and only in the mornings, but it was a lot of mornings. Having sex makes everyone feel better, I read sex is like a barometer for the relationship. I think I also read that it has a cyclical effect, so if things aren't going too well, but you force yourself into having sex, those feel good emotions get activated and things improve out of the bedroom as well.

Then it got bad, and it happened quickly. He went away on holiday. I was pleased he did, it was somewhere he wanted to go and I didn't. He had a great time, and I enjoyed being home. When he got back he was awful; distant, moody and surly. Thinking back now I wonder if maybe he met someone there, a one night stand or something and felt guilty when he returned.

We have had (sort of) sex recently. As he never comes anywhere near me outside of bed (and only in bed when he's horny), I find it difficult to get in the mood in the time we have. Given my analogy above though that having sex improves everything, I try to put mind over matter and get into the swing of things. A couple of weeks ago he turns to me in the morning, below is a diagram of the foreplay.

The red indicates his hand movements. That was it, there was nothing else, no talking, no kissing, just his hand on some of my erogenous zones. I couldn't get turned on enough to enjoy penetration. If it did improve anything outside of bed, I wasn't aware of it.

We don't often argue, we rarely have cross words, but through this week there was an altercation. He really blew up at me, which is very unusual for him, and I usually let this sort of thing go, and just calm the waters, but he shouted at me, and called me useless etc, and I got really pissed off. So we didn't speak for a couple of days. He tried to talk to me the next morning, but for once I stuck to my guns and was having none of it. I was waiting for an apology. I don't know how long we would not have conversed before I got an apology, long enough for us both to have forgotten what the argument was about I suspect. I hate the discomfort and atmosphere so gave in, and we are back to 'normal'. This morning he was still asleep when i got in the shower ( I fond I want to get out of bed early these days). He was awake when I went back into the bedroom, "how about a fondle before you get dressed" he says. I reply "tempting, I'm having to hold myself back from that delicious offer," and left him to his right hand.

Categories: Relationship, Sex